Ok some for the guys funny or true?

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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The last one was great. lol

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Nice!
So so!
funny!!

starred!!
Fair to middlin' !!!
lol ..;;
Nice
Midly amusing: A rating of 2 chuckles
There is no better of putting it than that. Absolutely right with no room to doubt, period.
excellent hun, loved em

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Those are great. hahaha
L O L 10/10 x
Thats a good one? No, I wouldn't know i'm only 13