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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

Samson. He brought the house down.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?

David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Which Bible character had no parents?

Joshua, son of Nun.

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my mom is going to tell those to my pastor for service.

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good.... at least we know you can read and go to church.... LOL... these are good and clean and yet very funny
What is the first sport mentioned in the Bible?

Baseball... the book of Genesis is all about the Big Inning (''beginning'')
Who are some of the shorter people in the Bible?? Bildad the Shuhite (Shoe Hight) Neehamiah (Knee High) and the high priest who read the law in the ears of all in attendance.

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LOL not bad .
Not a fan of Bible jokes ,but they where pretty good.
haha those are funny. =]
Thats prety good Sarah, made me chuckle.
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