Friday, August 20, 2010

Blonde's Sheep/ How many sheep do i have?

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.



So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.



Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.



''If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?'' she asked.



The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.



''You have 171 sheep,'' said the blonde in triumph.



Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.



She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.



She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, ''if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?''



The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. ''You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog.''



Blonde's Sheep/ How many sheep do i have?



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good one
that made for a great chuckle!
lol...very funny
nice joke
hahahahahah thats sooo funny!
hehe that's cute...



Perhaps it's because I'm in a goofy and giggly kinda mood but I think it's cute!

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